I have a Singer with like 17 gigamabobs. It is in storage though ;(

Screw the kids, all the adults want to learn! Can you come to Kansas and teach me? I can't figure out how to thread the damn machine and I just want to hem my %$^%^ pants.

I wonder if all these people regret having kids because they don't LET THEM ALONE for a minute.

Actually, your vocal chords change with time and use. If you think about it, you can kind of tell what age someone is over the phone. The older you are, the deeper and raspier your voice - I think because your chords get roughened up and a little looser over time.

I've never seen women get shamed for wearing comfortable shoes. And going barefoot isn't good for everyone.

So, to be a woman of power you've got to be a size 4 or below? Just checking.

oh his little uncontrollable grunt of happiness. That's the best. You know he has a second of wishing his wife was there to share it. I wish I knew what was on that card though!

The thing that bothers me here is that your new husband didn't contact his family like he said he would. He didn't invite his friends, despite your pleas. You ended up calling his friends.

July 2011 as well. It was a couple dates with a man who had the smallest penis ever, which wouldn't have mattered if he'd had any inkling of what to do with it. And he brought over this rancid body oil.

He was SO nice and genuinely seemed to still enjoy playing and performing. I saw Billy Joel about 20 years ago and it was like he was writing a book in his head and wasn't really there at all. And that was 20 years ago. (I'm an olds.)

I met Barry Manilow once before a concert. (don't mock, he's fabulous). He was so nice and kind and SKINNY. I told him he needed to eat more and he said "you must be Jewish, all the Jewish girls say that."

The Stevie Nicks hand gestures! Classic!! They sound pretty damn good. Although I hate the Jimmy Fallon bad interviews, I love the musical bits he does with Springsteen/ Neil Young, etc.

Something seems odd about that.. why would she go from fully recovered to so ill so quickly.

OK, you want to live on a boat and are somehow wealthy enough to spend your lives exploring the world. But why leave with a baby that you know is sick? Why didn't they just turn around? Why did they need to be rescued?

I ditto Carol Burnett - Go and buy it all and put it on Ebay. Apparently people are crazy and you can make a ton of money.

I am glad to hear that. In my newsroom, the top editor is a guy. In the seven years he's been there he has not hired a single female editor. Not one.

This is absolutely true. It's overwhelmingly men in the editor positions, in the investigative reporting slots and who get promoted. It's not that there aren't women in the business, there are. It's just that men promote men and the women promote men.

I want to give you all the hugs. ALL of them.

This is a horrible loss. I am so sorry. I would definitely go to the police. Are his dogs normally vicious? I would do something so he wouldn't be able to own an animal ever, ever again.

Twenty something years ago, I worked for a student paper and hung out with the Indigo Girls after a concert for a while. The memories are fuzzy but wow I thought Amy Ray was hot and we talked about her Native American tattoo for a long time.