Fuck that shit. I pay the Iron Price for my beer.

Like I say, never seriously watched the show at all. But I've liked both him and Michelle before, unlike everyone else in the cast.

Like I say, never seriously watched the show at all. But I've liked both him and Michelle before, unlike everyone else in the cast.

Hey, Billy Campbell and Michelle Forbes are gone—coincidentally, the only reasons I even entertained the idea of watching the show. Good stuff.

Hey, Billy Campbell and Michelle Forbes are gone—coincidentally, the only reasons I even entertained the idea of watching the show. Good stuff.

The concert was mostly absurdly boring, but Eddie Vedder fucking KILLED IT on Comfortably Numb.

The concert was mostly absurdly boring, but Eddie Vedder fucking KILLED IT on Comfortably Numb.

Not really. I guess I remember the first TIME, and the first time breasts really fascinated me, and the first porn magazine I stole, and the first porn website I ever visited

Not really. I guess I remember the first TIME, and the first time breasts really fascinated me, and the first porn magazine I stole, and the first porn website I ever visited

Probably 48. It'll likely say HFR if that's the case.

Probably 48. It'll likely say HFR if that's the case.

And a three-movie expansion of The Chunnel, including the canon novels.

And a three-movie expansion of The Chunnel, including the canon novels.

You've no idea. I think this'll be the first time I just totally fucking BAIL on a big cinematic nerd franchise like this and completely ignore the subsequent installments.

You've no idea. I think this'll be the first time I just totally fucking BAIL on a big cinematic nerd franchise like this and completely ignore the subsequent installments.

Catch Mackenzie Crook in Game of Thrones this season!

Catch Mackenzie Crook in Game of Thrones this season!

Yeah, it's totally a personal thing. I appreciate Tasha being clear about exactly what's strong and weak about the movie—it's just that those weak aspects sound so grating and intolerable, I can easily imagine being viscerally miserable throughout the bafflingly interminable running time.

Yeah, it's totally a personal thing. I appreciate Tasha being clear about exactly what's strong and weak about the movie—it's just that those weak aspects sound so grating and intolerable, I can easily imagine being viscerally miserable throughout the bafflingly interminable running time.

Literally all of my concerns confirmed. Tickets to see it in 48 on Sunday with my family. Gonna be a grim fucking afternoon.