That sign is not very specific. If the polar bear attacks you, am I obligated to fight back as well? Hoping the answer is no.

He couldn’t even beat a snake (Ok well they both sort of lost), let alone a cougar.

Agreed, Home Depot sounds like a bad place to work because, well, all retail jobs are terrible. These stories all sound identical to what I experienced at a similar large retail store I worked at while in college.

Roger Ailes died one year ago exactly. Feels like decades! What a great way to honor his corpse.

I always wait a week after re-potting before watering. It encourages root growth as the roots go looking for water, and reduces the chances of rot which can happen as a result of damaged roots + moisture when repotting.

Because of rng. A headshot takes skill, scatter arrow was a lot of luck involved

You do realize that crunching numbers is not actually a physical exercise? Ever heard the term mental math before?

What sort of software do you have installed? A clone wouldn’t do much but a clean install usually helps. If the clean install doesn’t solve it, you have a hardware issue.

Are you sure Michael Richards gets royalties on Seinfeld merch? I would have thought that isn’t the case. I’m sure he gets royalties for syndication however.

so edgy

adjusting schedules is a different fix than shortening spring training

Why not both?!?!

Well that doesn’t actually solve anything my friend! Reporting on feb 21st or March 14 isn’t going to make it nicer in Minneapolis April 1st

That’s damage control not an update

Just remember, the green ones do well indoors, while purple and orange plants will be happier on your patio.

Just remember, the green ones do well indoors, while purple and orange plants will be happier on your patio.

then crushed Providence in the next round with a tie-breaking game-winner with 27 seconds left in the third

“He’s a squirrel. He has no home”

Ashby and Fowler only realized the truth about this extreme violation when Rowlette approached them with the results of her DNA test, which mentioned Mortimer by name as a match. The two discussed whether or not to reveal the truth to their daughter,

vaping does not come close, no. Be strong and resist those temptations.

You realize that the number of games that allow matchmaking across platforms is close to zero for this exact reason? No one is queueing up in overwatch on xbox if they were facing computer players.