he’s not complaining that it got moved to a night game in the clip thought, just about the minute or less delay for the game to be ESPN ready

But who is the Brittish Morgan Freeman?

This.

And I think mentioning aenima in the same sentence as a beatles album is a travesty but to each their own

The current status of George Brett’s butthole remains undetermined.

My dishwasher has a light that comes on when dishes are clean. You click cancel, and it goes off (after unloaing).

If you can still communicate with your roommate, you didn’t leave them in long enough, also don’t forget to use the heat dry for full effectiveness

I think anyone demanding the mayor resign over this is just dumb. What exactly is the mayor supposed to do to prevent something like this?

anyone who lives in close proximity to a larger city can refer to the city as “the city”

beautiful post

Also, it doesn’t snow that much (certainly a lot less than it does in Cleveland).

Your best post ever

there are different uses of the word clap that aren’t simply clapping your hands

if a crack addict says “keep the crack away, I can’t resist it”, would you say that addict is blaming the crack for their problem?

All year I kept telling people Procello sucks and I didn’t understand how he finished the entire season with those numbers, I will never forget the Porcello I saw pitching in Detroit. I think he is pitching like Rick Porcello is capable of this year, just with some added bad luck on BABIP. He is not really a #1…

well Pavano wasn’t a Redsox player ever buy Youkilis was certainly another bad yankees signing.

For $9, I don’t think anyone was buying the machete because they need the machete or because there aren’t better tools available to any particular job, but because it’s a freaking machete for $9. Your $30 camp saw is not impressive.

For $9, I don’t think anyone was buying the machete because they need the machete or because there aren’t better…

Carl Pavano was pretty bad too, hard to say.

It finds the home only when i have the dock in the middle of my kitchen. That being said, it was the best $150 I spent this year as someone who would go weeks between much needed vacuuming.

It finds the home only when i have the dock in the middle of my kitchen. That being said, it was the best $150 I…

race is genetic but treating people based on their race is a social construct