I just have a hard time comprehending how slow a scorpion sting or snake strike is.

“Nasty” is all in your head.

Ever since I got a Serbian plumber to install the commando 450, I don’t have to scrub ANYTHING.

So the reasons you are pro-leg washing are:

So you are saying the primary reason for the increase in life expectancy is due to washing legs good? Because washing your legs is not going to stop infant mortality or preventing you from dying from an infection.

wait you pull hair out of the drain after EVERY shower you take?

Most showers have a (aptly named in this circumstande) P-trap installed the same way a kitchen sink or toilet is does. As the above seinfeld meme states, “It’s all pipes”

Clean: verifying that you scrubbed your legs

Yeah my qualm is extremely pedantic (being a chemist myself).

Does your rx plan allow for doomsday scripts? Most plans wouldn’t let you stock up on extra pills, even if it’s blood pressure meds.

Thanks for not letting your pre conceived notions have undue influence on your writing.

yes

that’s a very specific grievance 

bad use of a new burner

most blogs are pointless

Whiney little brats like you are clearly still here reading the articles, so I really doubt they are losing any readers due to the sites leaning left. The gawker sites have always leaned left.

Did they factor in guys with really hairy hands?

bruce willis was dead the whole time

This was an article about things you can do IN Gmail besides email. Nowhere in this article does it say this is the only possible way to do these things, I think we are all aware you don’t need to use gmail to keep a diary...

Seastone throne is a kraken, this is cool but something different.