What is your mailguy’s name? He sounds like good people. In fact, I’d like to buy him a beer, but not a Michelob because I’m not stupid.

No offense, but of your 5 items, only Back in Black is an album.

That looks more like a kid doing a cartwheel and another kids face being at the wrong place/wrong time than kicks to the face.

It’s fly season. I have a two- and a four-year-old. They absolutely adore leaving the door open. Today alone, I have hunted down and killed fifteen flies and more are buzzing around my head right now. I should probably just burn my house down, right? Flies are worse than Hitler and mayo.

Oh my god I feel dumb. my whole life I thought it was heroin cheek because they had slender faces which showed off pronounced cheekbones.

Still the Dirty Hernandez. It is like a Dirty Sanchez, but at the end he shoots you in the head.

Wade Boggs?

just go donate blood, they will tell you.

So...deadspin is only against baseball’s unwritten rules unless it generates a bad-ass right hook?

Essentially, as the plane began to loop and the nose began tilting back towards the ground, the nuclear payload would be released.

learn to use crtl+f

That basically says it’s a useless stat

I don’t know why people say the strike zone is wider today than it used to be. He got a lot of calls just off the corners this day.

I watch a lot of baseball and am familiar with all basic stats and most of the more common “new” SABR stats.

Important Question:

A team can win the championship by way of another team losing or drawing? Seems anti-climactic.