Lol it’s New York. Not voting is a vote for Clinton.

The Packers have neither a majority owner nor minority ones.

The Packers, who are instead owned by many of them

Well, let’s narrow it down. Sounds like something a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy would say. Which team is owned by a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy?

$35,000 a year seems like a lot to ask to you? You have a weird definition of “a lot.”

Vagina Mutumbo

Rocket wouldn’t have a friend named Sergio

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It’s TEBOW time!

And the cocksucker adult who didn’t lock up his damn gun.

The Magic Number is and will forever remain at 69

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Blame the Cardinals for continuing to lose.

Wait, 33-42 at home??? Up until this moment I didn’t realize that. Has a team every finished 15 games over on the road and below .500 at home? This is now a certainty to happen even if the Cards win out.

I wish I got extra points for punts in my fantasy muff league.

This is great reporting but I honestly can’t believe you overlooked his Deadspin alias, which is Raysism.

You have got to shut the fuck about Mahomes. He throws over thirty times a game for a pass-happy team with no D that bangs against scrubs and gets boat-raced by ASU. He might end up being the next Brady, but he’s just as likely to end up being the next Colt Brennan.

No you’re not.

What a horrible thing to happen to you. I don’t know how you’ll ever be able to move on.

Well, if we consult the McCann Convention, I’m sure all of the following would be violations: Smiling, laughing, displaying admiration and respect for an opponent’s achievement, acknowledging implicitly that playing baseball can be fun, and having a name that ends in one of them funny foreign letters like ‘Z’.