My coworker drinks shakes out of those bottles. He includes oats in his. It literally looks like vomit.

Watching people drink protein shakes out of those gross-ass bottles makes me gag. I would rather eat nothing than choke that shit down.

I know right? As another poster, on a Gizmodo post stated “if only irony was fatal” or something along those lines. Trumpsters think that a man living in a gilded apartment, in a building with his own name on it, is more in touch with real America than these guys (many of whom had to claw their way into the…

so pointing out that a presidential candidate mocking a disabled person is unseemly and not befitting of an elected official is some how elitist? we need two USAs and im moving to the one where people behave like civilized human beings.

Waiting for the Republican outrage about how entitled and out of touch Hollywood stars are alienating half of America. Even though we will have a President who is an out of touch, former Hollywood star who alienates half of America.

My husband bought me a 3 meter charging cord and I almost cried at what a thoughtful fantastic gift it was. Once you reach a certain age the weirdest things become exciting.

The swastika on the forehead is a little much even for them. Swastika tattoos must be in a concealable location, like the chest, neck (now hidden by 2nd chin) or buttcheek.

And like that, he’s gone

and did these fledgling sales types describe his wandwork as magical?

Sshhh... look at how pretty he was.

He looks like he’s trying very hard to understand what’s happening but not quite getting there.

This does not sound like a magic trick.

Ugh, David Blaine.

Travel tip: The baby-changing table is an excellent place for assembling your assault rifle so you can stop The Bad Muslim.

Do not ever compare KK to DATA!!!!

I guess Kim’s emotion chip got an update and she’s testing it out?