Think of her e-mails, doe.

Actually I imagine she’s like Roy Patterson in the Trash of the Titans episode of The Simpsons after Homer fucks everything up:

Basking in her 2.5 million more popular votes.

I like to imagine she’s drinking red wine by the fire with her dogs wrapped up in a cashmere throw. She’s probably all like, WELP WHAT DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK WOULD HAPPEN? MOAR WINE PLEASE! GOOD DOGGY! She deserves every ounce of schadenfreude she may be experiencing right now.

I think this is going to be Hillary forever now, no matter what happens.

I feel like the sticker should have the picture below and read:

This is a prime example of how his business interests are a threat to national security and international relations.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

I’m so tired.

If you have to think about whether or not it was an insult and you’re still not quite sure? SHADE. Shade is subtle. Shade is more subtle than sarcasm. Beating people over the head with insults in no way approaches shade. Fuck people, give Kara a break.

“Jaysusmaryanjoseph” you mean

OOOOOOO and ladies’ night! Enjoy paying the same price for drinks, ladies! Pretty big price to pay for fundamental human rights!

Hell yeah put them flag-burners in jail. You cannot disrespect the flag like that, it’s anti-American!

Also I need new friends.

Right there with you:

I am opposed to the draft, period. But IF young men are required to register when they turn 18 (which, again, I believe they should not be), then young women should, as well.

Something something holding doors! Enjoy your equality, ladies, where you’re forced to open heavy doors WITHOUT MALE ASSISTANCE!

I think we need the draft, and with extremely tight controls on deferments. Politicians should have to face the chance war will affect their own families, and we shouldn’t enter war without public support.

I’m firmly against the draft. But if my guy friends had to register for Selective Service, I should have had to, as well. (At this point, since I’m over 45, I doubt I will ever have to register for the draft. And since I’m over 45 *and disabled*, I wouldn’t actually get drafted. So the point is moot. But 18-year-old…

And I saw a snowball! Therefore, the planet is fine.