Mandatory Simpsons’ reference;

I know, right!? Also, when I saw that Mittens Romney might be SoS, I actually felt relief! Fuck everything.

HELL YES. If I read more think piece about the plight of the middle class white man, I will kill someone. Those lazy ass motherfuckers only had their precious manufacturing jobs because they excluded minorities and women in the forties, fifties, and sixties.

In related news, as vote-counting/reporting continues to roll on, Hillary is now up on Trump by over 1.3 million votes and climbing.

A fucking Men!!

Let’s all pledge to become better. spend a little more time caring, hungry for the truth. Only us the people can make this better

JIA IS STILL ALIVE IN OUR HEARTS

I have been forced to agree with: Rand Paul, Lindsay Graham, John McCain and George W Bush.

THAT’S WHO THIS GUY IS?!?!

Not every enemy of your enemy needs to be your friend, Ellie. Just throwing that out there.

WE HAVE CROSSED THE RUBICON PEOPLE! Hold me, I’m scared.

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

If you’re lipsynching to a recording while making a video, you can keep your mouth completely closed and it won’t stop your singing. You can basically do whatever you want with your mouth– your song will be the same.

“Jesus chose exactly who he wanted be president.”

Most likely she’ll wear Hugo Boss. Hugo Boss did dress Trumps mentor.

Botox gone bad.

I recommend something with a nice white hood.

This dress is where that trend started.

Subtle joke. I approve.

It’s just a lovely blue dress.