Victory tour? Will there be a parade? Oh, I so want a parade! Right up the middle of Main Street! Why, I haven’t seen jack booted thugs in ranks goose stepping their way up Main Street in... well... let’s just say it’s been a while.

WE didn’t do it.

Thank you. I keep saying this but we cannot normalize this. It’s out and out fascism and we need to call it what it is.

Ahem, chewed out bigly. Get on board with the parlance of our new orange overlord.

There are already photos:

Just change a name or two. This is book is about the fictional Ronald Frump.

The logistics of this civil war are going to be interesting.

What if we just enact that America Works program from House of Cards and be done with it?

That last Stepford Wife on the upper right is going to get voted off the island for going against the bottled blonde directive.

That’s what I look like when the BBQ is almost done.

if i wasnt seeing it for myself, i’d never believe that anyone without access to his bank accounts could look at president evil like that...

“At 12, I wasn’t interested.”

You have a troll who thinks you wear Hugo Boss. Lol and dismiss.

I’m starting to regret never buying tacky celebrity-licensed crap in the first place, because now I can’t refuse to.

Oh cool, Mecha-Streisand isn’t wearing pants but is still being covered up. She’s so brave!!!! Meanwhile my Great Aunt Bessie doesn’t wear any pants and it’s considered “indecent exposure.”

There’s also the time when Hillary conspired with intergalactic Muslim lizard people to murder Benghazi.

It’s not a big deal, Reagan sold arms to Iran to fund rebels in a private war, Bush lied to start another war and gave exclusive contracts to his friends. Some hacking doesn’t seem like a bid deal.

Nixon staffers physically break into the DNC - massive scandal which eventually leads to his resignation