That weinerpus looks like he is putting on a brave face for America. But he’s on the goddamn EDGE.

Bet the code will be 1-2-3-4-5.

I wonder if the South Park guys just realized that they have to commit to this bit now.

I get the feeling he’s already at the upper limit with those. You can hide a lot of stuff as a private citizen even if you’re famous but, at his age and under constant scrutiny from just about everyone?

They sure did.

Heaven knows we’re all fucking miserable now.

Because, as much as I fantasize about it, and as justified as he’d be in doing it, he’d never pull a Ray Patterson on us.

Not murder everyone on his enemies list

We’re all going to die.

I have no counterargument for that.

I mean say what you will about Kim Jung-un he’s an organized and prepared dictator.

Be told ‘No’ sometimes and having to accept it

I’m picturing Trump intently listening to School House Rock

At his point Kin Jung-Un is more qualified to be US president than Trump.

As much as I prefer the original Schoolhouse Rock, I fear that this version from The Simpsons is much likelier in the next four years:

BREAKING NEWS: Colonel Sanders appointed White House Chef.

Trump’s first war-gaming exercise:

Get your guesses in now...does his waist expand or shrink from the stress of the next four years? 

Be diplomatic with potential adversaries. He can’t bully and bluster his way through.