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InconvenientWalrus
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Heee hee hee Cohen. You savage, blundering fuck.

“I’m not ‘that girl.’ I slept with you because I like you - NOT for money.”

This is really it in a nutshell.

Black Materia 2020

In hindsight.

Starred for FFIV reference.

Giant Meteor 2020.

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

are you new here 

You can tell she’s a Communist because she publicly owned that show.

If only we had some kind of agency to patrol the borders, which would also be involved with customs.

Yep.

Does that shithead’s sign read ‘black rifles matter’?

Dear sir, I for one am deeply offended with how you refer to this man as part of a S’more. S’mores are awesome and bring together white, black, and tan together in a wonderful, harmonious union. This asshole is clearly the mayo of a mayo only white bread sandwich.

I’m sure it didn’t really cause him to resign, but I’m giving the credit for this to the lady who confronted him at lunch.  Keep it up, that shit works!  Now, who’s next?

Miller masturbates while watching rats eat their young ... he’s got aways to go before anything turns him off

It is literally nazi propaganda, is what it means. Jesus.