So Hannity will be running an hour long story on a cheeseburger emoji with the cheese on the wrong side tonight?

...I was not expecting this story to get better.

No matter what people think of Comey, Trump’s meltdown tomorrow morning will be hilarious.

The thing that is shocking, yet totally unsurprising, is how much white collar crime is going on not just with this administration, but just in general. It’s fucking rampant.

How about Skies of Arcadia, SEGA?

The ascension of the mediocre.

It’s not just that it’s a choice, but also, it’s hard to claim victimization when you literally control the federal and majority of state governments, have the most popular cable news channel, and most billionaires, millionaires and otherwise well off people are republicans.

If that picture doesn’t just scream “Malignant Keebler Elf” ...

The program cost $7.2 million? Geez, that won’t even get Scott Pruitt through the quarter.

“Doin’ crimes”

Attorney here. Having the FBI raid your ATTORNEY’S OFFICE is a huge fucking deal. Judges don’t sign off on warrants to get attorney-client communications on a hunch. This is some serious shit, and Cohen is likely headed for disbarment. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer walking piece of rotted hotdog skin.

How do you know someone is lying to you or untrustworthy? When they have to tell you how honest and trustworthy they are, because they certainly can’t demonstrate it.

I think Tim Burke put that together and from what I can tell he’s locked in a basement in Tampa every day with 73 TVs going simultaneously drinking Mountain Dew and doing god’s work.

America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

Nein-head.

If you decline in the opposite direction, isn’t that rising?

Every one of these Master Race shitheads looks like they’re in an advance stage of radiation poisoning.

I bet he wears Sperry top-siders like an asshole.

He kinda looks like Jordan Klepper’s son if Jordan Klepper mated with Rocky from Mask.