That the NRA has been able to prevent this for so long is a disgrace.

This shit opinion was ridiculous during the Obama administration. But do you realize just how stupid you look uttering it with the Trump crime family in office? Do you realize Mueller is going at these bastards as if they were the Mafia because that’s what they are acting like?

Pruitt IS even rottener than we’ve been hearing! Not only was he living cheap in a lobbyist’s wife’s house, but the lobbyist happened to be a lobbyist for liquid natural gas.... Pruitt’s also on the hook for a lavish first-class trip to Morocco with all his staff on the taxpayer dollar.... and the reason he was in…

Attacking the Parkland survivors, then faking an apology and running away whining, is clearly the new Tide Pod Challenge. Wotta maroon.

“Suffer the children unto me, unless they are from one of those shit-hole countries. In which case, they can just fuck right off.”

So, he blames Democrats for no DACA deal 2 weeks ago and then proceeds to declare himself that there will be no deal on DACA.

So is he actually doing a job? Because all he seems to do is go to a golf course, or keep repeating the same thing every single week. His mind focuses on 4-5 things total, and he brings each one back every few days. He never has any original thoughts. It’s always DACA/immigration, Amazon bad, “NO COLLUSION/WITCH…

Their choice in a leader is cruel and cowardly. Evangelicals need to figure out how Christ’s teachings fit in to their warped version of Christianity.

I’m pretty sure that was her response because it’s a super vague answer, so even if this has to deal with aliens it doesn’t tell us much. But I don’t blame Epic for keeping it vague because otherwise whatever surprise is behind this would be ruined.

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.

I’m pretty sure she knows that.

going away for a while to nurse your wounds, another Holy Week move

“He’s moonwalking right for us!”

I hear IHOP also has a color coded system on how to treat customers.

Wow. Aren’t conservatives the same folks who flip the fuck out anytime you suggest Trump is acting like a Fascist or Nazi?

We’re all Schroedinger’s liberal: simultaneously a precious snowflake and a violent antifa thug.

“We didn’t think we elected St. Joseph” is exactly the sort of thing my conservative family were saying this weekend. The same people that stroked out when Barry O. wore a tan suit or put his feet on the desk. The delusional hypocrisy is eating my brain.

That was my first thought after reading this. Seems like thats the kind of people the Republican party is working for any more. Theyll fight tooth and nail so some rich fuck can make money hand over fist and they wont even have to do their job in an adequate manner to make that money.

Not brilliant: “They took action to ask someone to pass a law[.]”

Then, there’s the whole “getting paid” thing.