Ah, the good ol’ inherent innocence of white people at work.

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That wouldn’t faze him either. He likely wipes his ass with $100 bills.

Why are Republicans so unfunny? They’re not even unfunny in a charming dad-joke kind of way. Their attempts at humor are like soulless lizard people trying to emulate humans.

Are you for real? Maybe dumb of her to do so in said dictator’s country, but no one should serve 20 years for mocking a ruler.

This publicity stunt is even dumber once you realize that the photo Pence tweeted today of him with his wife at a Colts game is from 2014. They are literally the worst at pretty much everything they do.

COLORFUL, but not TOO COLORFUL...if you catch my drift...

Fellow native New Orleanian here, can confirm. You couldn’t pay me to go those those small rural towns. The city of New Orleans is a blue island in a sea of red.

59 dead is a miracle to Donny because those are paltry numbers compared to the millions he expects to die from a nuclear war with North Korea.

He makes a good point, anytime a brown person does something terrible the entire fucking system moves to prevent it from happening again. Often in a (not so subtle) way that hobbles the autonomy of other brown people. But you’re fucking crazy to suggest we should ban high powered assault rifles.

You get that governments also have guns and fighter jets, and tanks, and missiles and so on, and so on... you get that right? Modern tyrannical governments don’t give a shit about armed civilians.

You’re right. Having someone admit they’re wrong, especially in today’s political climate, is like a breath of fresh air. Don’t snuff it out just so you can stroke your own ego, and feel superior for fifteen minutes.

“1) Guy who is smart at something industry currently values thinks he’s smart at everything”

Yep, personal stakes are always way more interesting than huge world-ending stakes. It’s kinda counter intuitive in a way. Like, of course the world ending is a far more pressing matter, but at the same time, that’s such a huge and nebulous concept that you end up not really caring. A lot of game stories put way too…

Yeah, Mattis is stalling without making Trump lose face (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

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I would literally rather shoot myself in the face.

Anybody can say: “Nazis are bad”. Perhaps you’ve heard the saying: “Actions speak louder than words”? From the article:

Oh please...The GOP has been running on a platform of dog-whistle racism for years now. And some of the Republicans who did condemn the Nazis and white supremacists were fairly milquetoast in their responses.

Oh, I thought you meant people who rinse already clean dishes before they use them. Haha...nobody would do that...