“Pooped? Amateur...”

do not let this stop you from complaining loudly about them while watching the rest of the series.

The stilts comment made me shoot tea and fucking BLOOD out of my nose onto my keyboard a minute ago. Thank you, friend. Now I can check that one off the ol’ bucket list.

SON: Dad why are you always deadspin? Even at home you’re always scrolling through these stupid articles.

Seppsis

Blatter Cancer

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LaBron blocks all the high prices at Ollie’s Bargain Outlet.

I guess this is as good a place to put my comment as any, but let’s all just keep this whole case under a bookmark the next time some eager beaver MRAs and rape apologists come out with their “why didn’t she go to the police right away” or “why didn’t she tell anyone this happened” “If I was raped I’d be screaming to…

I believe this is the data you requested.

Supposedly, the 27th President William Howard Taft was so fat that he got stuck in his bathtub.

I believe him. I’m pretty sure he was trying to separate, not dislocate, Love’s shoulder.

Brooks had one year remaining on his deal at $4.5 million, which the Thunder will now eat.

Down for the cause.

I mean, fuck that crusty old misogynistic wanker but for real tho

It’s supposed to be “mensuring” like when an MRA needs to reassure himself.

Kind of like the Cuyahoga River!

Thanks Cavs. It's safe for another season.

He gets a pass all because his brother is a good neighbor.