“they’re asses are toast”

Brooks’ 4.5 million doesn’t hit their salary cap.

Somehow the structural collapse of Kevin Durant’s feet - Scott Brooks’ fault. Somehow the Thunder missing the playoffs by a short and curly in the West when their team is Russell Westbrook and ....well I assume they had other players for the sake of the game rules...was not to his credit.

You’re the level 80 Dark Elf Mohawk who warms all of our hearts, Chris.

Your dumb face while saying that:

Rule #1 to making disingenuous self-defensive statements in the form of an apology: see above

Honestly the Sixers would probably win more games with Tebow on their team.

...but that is referring to the word ‘negro’ and not blackface, where blackface is still racist.

Enh....Aboriginal generally is talking about Australian Aborigines...they are generally black...the dumb white person is Australian..it’s a fake-word-pun...you can call it ‘in poor taste’ but it doesn’t mock a race or cast aspirations on or make a generalization about a race.

Can’t we just call them what they are?

That is solid; it also would eliminate the aggravating end-game where a team is down by 4 and repeatedly fouls to get the ball back; the team in the lead would just keep trying to inbounds and get away to waste clock.

I mean, I definitely understand the argument behind not putting proven juicers in the Hall of Fame; juicing -is- cheating (even if baseball was idiotically silent about it for so long). Honoring the baseball achievements of someone who knowingly cheated to get a competitive advantage, regardless of how many guys were…

Well, now the Browns look as awful as their on the field product has been for the last ten plus years.

If he has a brilliant baseball mind and is charismatic and a good teacher and leader of players, if I was Bobby Richman team owner I would hire him to be my manager without hesitation. When the baseball purists queef out of their taints and onto the sports pages about THINK OF THE CHILDREN I would just point out that…

The “holy shit” irony here is that the new Yankees way of running the club, with literal bottomless coffers of cash to throw at every problem, is to run the worst dumbest shittiest version of moneyball conceivable; in retrospect, they make notorious asshole George Steinbrenner look pretty decent by comparison.

How long do you think it will take for the Yankees to spend more than $6 million in lawyer fees and other resources like printing dumbfuck pamphlets about milestones.

You’re not paraphrasing what he said, you’re reading into it what you want.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell since they acquired Iman Shumpert, Timofey Mozgov, and J.R. Smith, they’ve allowed their opponent to score 100 or more in 10 or 11 of the last 42 contests, and not for lack of possessions, what with the Cavs flushing something like 103.5 ppg.

Please tell me that story is true.

LOOK, THE RIVER BURNING THING ONLY HAPPENED ONE TIME. ...OK THIRTEEN TIMES BUT OMG STOP BRINGING IT UP