I like that the poor-man’s solution involves money.

I’ve always been more a fan of the poor-man’s door alarm; a cup full of change balanced on the doorknob

Yeah, but if you can’t bring a date “home” with you...

Which reminds me that the lead singer of Sublime has been dead almost as long and his kid is now old enough to drink.

The only thing I got out of this was Tragic Kingdom was 20 years ago.....

“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood.

I was a little upset when you ended the article without finding out what you would eat for breakfast.

A heartfelt, genuine, calm, and reasonable post.

Sports heroes are NEVER perfect people. They’re just people.

My favorite part of this story is where you got extreme sunburn

Welp. Yeah, the rumors had been around for a while. This would also explain why he’s sort of just dropped off the face of the earth since his resignation. I guess I’m glad that the university, my alma mater, discovered he was “only having an affair” and “not abusing resources” while doing so?

Using ball dogs at a tennis match is a bad idea. It’s just a slippery slope toward asshole cats acting as chair umpires.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

I just wanna know where I can get Jennifer Lawrence’s outfit.

I want to put a catheter full of fire ants up his pee hole.

I know everyone is cooing over the cute baby seal. But that isn’t normal animal behavior and the poor thing is clearly suffering. I hope it makes a full recovery and finds it’s way to a pristine beach somewhere. :(

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation” - eye roll - “and a 23-minute breath set” - *twenty three* minutes? uugh, k, whatever - “along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea” - oh, christ, it’s official. This bitch is the worst - “before my son Rohan wakes.” - Annnnnd I’m out.

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.