At least post a REAL samurai.

They’re like a bunch of Brett Favre’s out there!!!

tuberculosis. you stepped in so much tuberculosis. but you ran a fucking marathon, so it was totally worth it.

I have always loved running. My first marathon was Chicago, too. With only 2 miles left to, the blisters on my pinky-toes went off. I finished the last 2 miles barefoot. I don’t want to know what I stepped in that day.

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Hey, man, why the hate? We Packers fans LOVE Jay Cutler.

Fumble recovery truthers are the fucking worst.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

This is... amazing.

What’s funny is you captured four women with this caption, and at least three of them have expressions that would fit.

This expression says “I went to school for goddam journalism. What the fuck am I doing with my life.”

my son i know from experience that there is good kinja and great kinja and i’ve got to say this kinja is some great-ass kinja

Wow, thanks so much for this, Leslie. This will really help me on those tough mornings at my job.

As a current Minnesotan transplanted from another state, I have a few theories:

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

We need more eagles.

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Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

More importantly, she made her father proud.

Well done Syndey, you made San Diego proud.