Name-calling: "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife."

If your political affiliation is in favor of electing people who do X, and you exclusively criticize people of a different affiliation for also doing X, then you are a hypocrite and no one should listen to you.

Does she have kids? Are they planning on having kids? Does having kids preclude her from being able to write about her experiences or have lunch with people she knows?

Do you let your Impala have lunch with its exes?

At the same time?!

From what I've seen of other instances like this, it may be very difficult if not impossible to prosecute. But notifying newspapers, social media, reddit, the other campaign, etc, can help to get the message out there that what's going on is illegal and untrue

Us gays are just better human beings with fewer issues.

What exactly are the issues with those three scenarios?
My hand is still up.

But those slanteyes are the good foreigners! They're smart and work hard and never complain, why would they vote for Obama?!

The A.V. Club
The Fuck Is "Implied"

It's just the big, red NO over the screen the entire time

Well sometimes the murdering only makes your marriage stronger and sexier. I learned this from Orphan Black.

Carol/Cheryl/Cherlene?

It is the Democratic Party.

Someone whose values you hold was wrong once! Therefore you're all wrong!

Yeah, millenials don't have blogs! We just publish our work on thoughtcatalog (vomit) and write for free for Huffpo and Buzzfeed and make videos featured on Upworthy that you'll never be able to find because it was titled "You'll Never Believe What This Young Boy Said About Women"

The real Armond White is a critic who hates critics and the predominant methods of thinking in film criticism. He is incredibly contrarian and often seems to like or dislike films based on (his imagined) themes and politics in the film or just to be an asshole. He's a fascinating, cranky, old man.

I guess if one of us bleached our hair to oblivion it could be possible.

I use "Because I am the President of the great United States of America!" for everything.

You are a legitimately disgusting human being.