Man, I miss the written form of these.

Honestly, I like this series better as a prose article than as a video. Much more detail in the articles. Hope LH doesn’t decide to stick with video only moving forward.

The thing that’s fun about CinemaSins is that they do the same thing for movies they clearly hate and movies they clearly love. Nothing they do is half as “willfully obtuse” or tedious as posting videos “well, actually”-ing them.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Starred for exceptional use of alliterative strainer analogies

On the bright side, one presumes that the equal and opposite side of that transaction is women who see these dudes as naught but sex toys themselves, so...

She gave me her heart and I sent her a dick.

Pat Connaughton under the basket is me every moment of my life

I’d like to take a moment to combat the very hurtful message that all progressives preach love and togetherness. I consider myself to be very progressive (and am widely known as being intelligent) and I can tell you that I think love and togetherness are a pile of horseshit. I would describe my attitude toward…

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IIRC Overwhelm is only available in the Ascension tree, which means he would have to have spent AP to get it. I would consider this leveling up as well, as it’s not one of the default abilities from the start of the game.

Pinterest strikes again.

Question for the author and audience alike: if you could pick one person, living or dead, to read these aloud, who would it be?

I’m curious how many of these damn near killed em.

“Per patient” is ED charting speak for “this patient is full of shit.”

Champion.

*Extremely smug early 2016 Bill Simmons voice* Yup, these are my readers.

Silver takes the blame because he’s the mascot of the super-scientific secret-sauce predictions crowd, but him and the Upshot guys and the Princeton Election Consortium nerds and everyone else who convinced us the Democrats had this one in the bag all have to look in their mirrors every night for the rest of their…

The Arizona legislature has come to regret hiring Dan Cortese to draft the state’s criminal code in the late ‘90s.

“Am I under arrest?”