Stop trying to make video This Is How I Work happen.

Can I take advantage of this if I have a current subscription?

Can I take advantage of this if I have a current subscription?

Yeah, this is bad. Don’t do this.

Soccer governance organizations tend to be corrupt and dirty but this is just Solo.

“Overall, we won, so fuck it.”

The “you’re liking it the wrong way” crowd is so fucking terrible.

People confuse CinemaSins for legitimate film criticism? Are we sure they aren’t the ones being willfully obtuse?

The NBA rule book is pretty vague here.

Being in the military destroyed any obvious and latent feelings of patriotism that I had.

Is this game going to get DLC, followed by some sort of GOTY release, and eventually that will go on sale for <$30? Because I’m okay with waiting for that deal if it’s going to happen.

Is this game going to get DLC, followed by some sort of GOTY release, and eventually that will go on sale for <$30?…

something something blowing smoke up your ass

The “at worst” scenarios are way underestimated. I held in a series of sneezes and gave myself a direct inguinal hernia which required surgery to fix. My family gave me a bell to call for help while I recovered, but I abused it and they took it away. :(

You’re almost all the way there between these two snippets.

I’ve always been confused as to why dudes send dick pics, especially to strangers on dating apps. It was brought to my attention that it’s basically the hookup version of a Nigerian Prince scam.

Bill Simmons is probably pissed about this.

A tradition unlike any other.

This might not be a good idea for someone with his history with Labatt Blues.

I know you’re socially inept because you think Strip Club DJ translates into social graces.

+1 what did I do to deserve this

Further proof that no man is an Island.