I love you guys, but I just can’t wrap my head around your hatred of Nate Silver.

Probably because it’s particleboard.

Pandora Spotified by NASA. NASA reports it looks like a bruised Apple and has no Tidal effect. Don’t believe me? Google it, you Slacker.

Naming your crimes as though they were Xbox achievements only makes me want to commit the necessary act.

Just build the server inside Minecraft.

First thing that came to mind.

Where’s your mouth been?

As a four and a half year old should be.

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Jung Ho Kang tag contains a DUI, a tattoo of himself, and a sexual assault.

When asked about Governor Rick Snyder’s pledge to drink Flint’s water, Wallace replied, “It wasn’t nothing. It was just a shot.”

Taking Revis Island beyond football with that hairline.

Arena Football looks like it could be exciting based on the scores I’ve been seeing.