I would barf out both my lungs if I did that for more than 10 seconds.

Therein lies her dilemma: Her girl-from-around-the-way attitude is the reason she has been given the spotlight. Now that all of the lights are trained on her, should she be forced to suppress the very thing that elevated her to this position?

Hey, I went to Duke (albeit not so briefly); do not make light of the struggle!!!!!!! It’s hard when regular, rational people wanna beat you up all the time :(

But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

Senator McCain, now is your time to shine.

Dude really needs to go full tang.

A major “oh fucking hell” moment if you really are swinging a machete with intent.

That’s what he gets for buying a Trump Machete

To me, this is just called “sex.”

10/10 would still fuck. I’m not sorry.

I’m sure this hertz. Maybe another enterprise can help pick them up?

i’m broke too...i should head over there so we can all comiskerate.

The press tour is a disaster.

I’m kind of hoping he excels at baseball so I can laugh at the fact he wasted most of his athletic prime trying to play professional football.

Agassi actually did that. During one wimbledon the shorts became pretty translucent. In the post match press conference, a female reporter asked him if he was aware that his shorts were becoming see-through. His response:

“They certainly don’t smell like regulation underwear either sir.”