Have I just been missing your posts? I was afraid you’d left.

Wow, about a week ago, my 1 year old fell and I just looked at him and said get up it didn't hurt that bad. He got up and toddled off to go explore some more. I seriously felt like crap.

My cousin does that little dance when he needs a fix.

If he lost 80 lbs

She seems more like the wedge salad type.

Looking for a pre-order now! He’ll look awesome running with my Gnome!

There’s a great one here in New Orleans every year, the people don’t even yell back very much.

Then it was used in the next article right after I posted it. I felt like a poacher.

The Real Ann Coulter

Unless he’s doing full frontal I’ll wait for it to hit HBO.

I was openly bi in my Southern frat in the aughts and those straight dudes had a real fascination with gay sex, yeah I slept with a few of course, but they all were just very concerned about the details of how it worked.

Wow. This is the first new comment I finally came across.

Shhh. If you mention it she’ll post.

I gotta have fun somehow

I'm a single Dad to three tween boys, other parents are nosey as hell about my wife and I suppose I don't make myself look any better by saying she died "unfortunately". It sounds better than cancer, I use that when I wanna get laid.

Mileena's terrifies me.

100 stars!

Can't I have them both?

I'd love to see what Clint Eastwood would do with it.

The 80's were awesome, but I She couldn't list coke as her favorite for everything.