Every time I read one of these stories, the consultant in me comes out and I think “If police unions and departments actually stood up and said “There are bad cops and we’re going to make a good faith effort to A) get them off the streets, B) get them off the force, and C) keep them from ending up somewhere else.”…

Wait - is this the infamous Seattle one which produced this clip?

The other day I misheard my co-worker saying “I wish he gets stabbed” as “I wish he gets staph,” and now my mind is stuck on it. Fuck Giuliani. I hope he gets a bad staph infection.

If one has to constantly demand their “flowers” maybe they aren’t deserving of said “flowers”...and maybe, just maybe if one is so in need of them, maybe they should give themself some damn “flowers”. Gotdamn...needy much?!?  Reality show folk...ugh.

Latina here and Latinx is fucking dumb and needs to die but anyone who lets that be what sways their vote is showing their true colours.

The worst thing about the resistance is the admission of all manner of forgotten has beens back into the public domain. This guy is all flash and no substance. He has no idea what he is talking about. Faculty lounges are hardly “woke” and a sizeable portion of the “anti-woke” fuckery actually arose from faculty…

“Latinx” has not caused me or the other Latinos in my family to stop voting for Democrats. But the term is obnoxious, grating, and I can definitely see it turning some people off, so much so that they may not even want to hear what you’re saying as soon as “Latinx” leaves your lips.

So THAT’S why I sucked all those dicks!!!

The single greatest irony of right-wing trolls calling liberals “snowflakes” is they absolutely lose their shit at the first sign of an inconvenience. 

Heard from a coworker who said they couldn’t grocery shop because they suffocate under the mask. If you really, honestly can’t make it through a grocery store with a mask on, you need to see a doctor. The last time I heard about somebody being winded that easily, it turned out they needed triple bypass surgery.

There has to be the promise of a reality show behind this, too. I’m betting there will be cameras following every step of the way for an “in depth, behind the scenes look at what it really takes to run a campaign,” blah, blah, blah, complete with quiet tears behind closed doors, lots of supportive hugs from her…

Never forget:

Honestly, the more likely situation is “Caitlyn Jenner, hopeless has-been fame addict, agrees to publicity stunt in order to squeeze out just a tiny drop more of public attention, and hires most effective ass-polisher to buff her backside for interim.”

Former prosecutor weighing in. While I wouldn’t go so far as to say that she “gifted” the defense with an appealable issue, there is certainly some merit to the claim. Even if an appellate court says otherwise, it has cast an unnecessary shadow over the proceedings and will be a constant talking point for Republicans…

FUCK Demi’s horseshit. I’m a recovering (always recovering) alcoholic. If I go into a liquor store, a bar/restaurant, or down a grocery’s wine aisle I’m sure the fuck gonna feel triggered. Is that the fault of the retailer ... that place that I CHOSE to enter? FUCK NO. I put myself in that situation and I should…

There are so many stores and brands that offer “diet-friendly” options (whether referring to a specific medical condition, a weight-loss diet, or either/both), that I’m so perplexed why she chose to jump on this particular small business. Like, has she never heard of diet soda...? My only hope is that by pushing them…

Can someone explain to me why US tv is carrying Prince Phillip’s funeral and all the related nonsense this weekend?

Yeah, while not every relationship can always end amicably, and maybe there’s too much hurt for some people to remain friends, there doesn’t have to be such contrived animosity. When my ex and I split, it was because she was unfaithful. We’ve never really talked since, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss her…

The reasons I would love a gay Bachelor are the reasons it will never get made. You put a bunch of boozed up attractive gay men into isolation and what do you think is going to happen? It’s called every summer out on Fire Island and I don’t think the networks are quite ready to air that.

Wouldn’t want to make Nestor jealous.