Took the words out of my mouth

Thank god. Samberg was one of the worst aspects of SNL. Dude was a poor mans Jimmy Fallon.

It's worse when they are the ones covered in sugar.

This scene still gives me chills everytime I watch it.

Full disclosure: the second season gets pretty crappy, but stick it out!

OMG that is amazing.

At most it gets him a really great private coach if he ever tries to get drafted. But unless he has the talent even that only goes so far.

You want to try and take out the shadowy organization that calls itself the NCAA go right ahead. Many have tried, none have come back to tell the tale.

There actually aren't any WAKA leagues in Oregon, so sadly no.

Not 100% sure, but I'd still think no. Since most of the spring semester still includes training sessions and two-a-days in the summer I believe.

Actually J-Biggs, the only people I know that drink MD are the white midwestern people on my kickball league.

Plus, don't colleges look at grade weighing with a grain of salt?

Since when is a 3.75 something to scoff at?

At the very least to the music department, which probably needs it badly.

UCLA is a fine school, but your sports programs are kind of a mess.

And the interesting thing is, once he signs that scholarship, he can't work (even in the offseason) while he is on that scholarship. So he can't even use daddy's name to get a cooshy internship at a record label, basketball franchise front office, ect... after choosing a school in LA.

The athletics department of the public university? OK then.

Why wouldn't he? He worked his ass on in Pop Warner up through high school football probably at a very prestigious high school program. He earned it.

I'm with you. Just adding in that other scenario on top of yours.

Being filthy rich didn't matter here.