Everything I get from a lot of these comments has brought me to one realization:

It's sad that something like this isn't newsworthy, but some coked out former pop singer dies and that deserves worldwide headlines.

Misunderstood.

Maybe because I'm a broke, 30-something musician. I'd LOVE it if someone offered me a fuckton of money for my songs.

Thank you.

That VW ad suddenly reminded me this room is super dusty.

Football has kind of been Americas sport for quite some time.

When your whole schtick is being anti-corporate? Yeah. It's kind of a big one.

Oh, I agree soccer isn't innocent. Then again, I find MLS a far more entertaining product than the drama queens of the EPL and the Barca/Madrid pillow fight that is La Liga.

Haha, Against Me still punk rock. Good one.

but it still blows sports like the NFL or NBA out of the water.

This Timbers fan is playing the tiniest violin for all your Flounder sorrows.

While the DH needs to go something fierce, that league needs to realize watching pitchers bat is just embarrassing and also needs to go.

Because baseball is known for its parity and every team has the same great chance of winning it all year after year and not about how many millions the yankees or sox can throw at the same hitter over and over again?

Not denying that. But I can't stand how a 1-0 baseball game is considered an intense, edge of your seat pitching duel. But a 1-0 soccer match is called boring.

Except very few sports pouch wide eyed kids out of high school only to bury them in the minors for years making peanuts only to dump them like a piece of garbage.

I really hope your friend isn't one of the hundreds of idiots that call baseball an "art" but think soccer is boring.

Super cheesy, but that's kind of parent territory to begin with.

Hulu has a Criterion Collection curated playlist based entirely off mustaches going on right now.

Dude, if only I could pull off top hat and ascot like that.