Oh man that Columbine book was amazing.

Our team allows a man to galavant around the pitch WIELDING A CHAINSAW.

Unless you're next to this guy.

WE ARE GREEN

I have ALWAYS wondered why there isnt more news of people getting obliterated by fly balls.

When she tries to explain that she just took the morning-after pill, she doesn't get the job.

"I've never played the bass before!"

Oh great, she gets to be the best friend of the asshole skeezeball.

Any questions about why she is on that awful pro-life clusterfuck that is Secrets of An American Teenager?

If you go to Waffle House because it's "cool" to be "slumming it", then you're a douchecanoe.

I can agree with that. I just think on the long list of cultural appropriation and casual racism that is used by my generation...saying 'thug life' after mentioning an incredible mundane and boring thing you are about to do/have done is really grasping at straws. Let alone starting it off on a list of hipster racism.

While all of this is great, I really think you are over analyzing that whole #thuglife thing way way way too much.

Why am I slightly concerned that their isn't a strict requirement list to apply for Secret Service work....

Well, if you add in holidays, 3 day weekends, winter/spring breaks and summers. You can double that number and be at a safe estimate.

Psh, help the women? Why should they help those welfare queens sucking on the governments teet? They can get JOBS and not rely on socialism!

I love reading those lists to find out things I never knew I expected to want in a woman.

It's all fun and games until she needs a ride to Gymboree.

The question shouldn't be "Why should we care what some magazine thinks"

I really can't wait for this trial to go away. I was so happy not having Edwards in my news cycle anymore.

As much as I try and take a lot of good from that (even after switching the genders up to make me try and feel decent), I still come back to the fact that I am severely underemployed and live with my parents. No one wants to fuck/and or/date that kind of a situation. So I've got some cinnamon bun ben and jerrys up in…