"What is clear is that the girl dead set on being America's Sweetheart picked the wrong week for this sappy, ready-made Target commercial cut where she celebrates her true self by crawling through a bridge of brown and black women's butts. *surprised Taylor Swift face*"

Way to rush to immediate outrage before any actual facts are in! Good on ya!

How do people not love Beiber?

Ugh. Go away.

Laws named after people are always horrific. If this leads to any laws named after Michael Brown, I'm sure it will just be laws that enable police to abuse us further.

Everyone wants to buy happiness. That's why the lady who just bought a car is always eager and attractive. She is in that commercial to appeal to women. It's why the guy in the Viagra commercial is rugged and experienced-looking. He is there to appeal to men. It's why Abercrombie uses good looking people to push…

....ummm... this is nothing new, at all. WTF?

Canard is defined as "an unfounded rumor or story." What he posted is actually an easily verified fact.

Ted Bundy didn't have a ranch. Cliven Bundy had a ranch. People assembled there, peacefully. They didn't loot anything.

"This is a fantastically relevant point that anyone itching to rebut this piece really ought to consider before they do - I can't imagine a situation in which a group of machine-gun-toting black men walk down the street that doesn't end with a massive tactical response, regardless of the particular geographic…

Either way, who cares? It's her money. Why try to get your greedy mits on it?

As we at Jezebel know, you're only allowed to make statements like that about white people, and men in particular.

Has anyone written about the absurdity of the term "plus sized," yet?

The very important distinction is that no one cares about the laws/rules in Leviticus. A lot of people care about the laws/rules in the Koran.

Regarding Islam and the violent zealots within it, I always say don't let a few million bad apples spoil the bunch.

"A normal person reads the bible and walks away a homophobe, shouting scripture at gay marches. That happens. That's a thing that happens. ALL THE TIME. A normal mother and father are totally normal. ..until they read a holy book and decide Honor Killing their daughter is ethically justified and go do it."

One difference is that the New Testament of the Bible doesn't really say any of those things, and an even larger difference is that the amount of death, rape, and oppression going on today, in the year 2014, in the name of Christianity is virtually zero.

Progressives refuse to believe that Islam has some barbaric tenants that are still practiced today.

We should probably accept the reality of the situation though — that being the existence of a non-trivial contingent of total nutjob muslims who want to oppress and kill in the name of their religion. It's OK to say that these people exist, that there are a lot of them, and that there really is no modern religion…

Extremist muslims gonna extremist muslim.