"I have a very high tolerance for comedy, jokes, etc. personally. "

"is it too much of a stretch to think that someone who would do this doesn't understand boundaries and consent and could very well have a future as a campus rapist?"

"find each and every one of the girls involved in this "harmless prank" and ask them how they felt about receiving a letter that told them they had to have their vaginas examined at school"

You gotta be kidding. In my neighborhood roving bands of boys and girls would drive around and "kidnap" their classmates. Like, I was asked to go outside once, and a group of boys and girls picked me up and threw me into a car. It was a regular, and hilarious, thing.

How is this not hilarious? Mandatory Vagina Inspections?? Are you seriously not laughing at the absurdity of this?

No, I just stated a fact. Your words weren't rooted in reality. Women say 5 times as many words per day as men. If someone isn't giving you a chance to speak, it's likely a woman doing so.

A girl pointed out to me that I was drinking in all six of my pictures. I had no idea that this was the case. She really liked that about me. I have no tigers, and I have no fishes, though.

It's the best thing I've ever seen before in my life. A person who is relatively normal can use it to get a date literally every night of the week. I've had to limit myself to no more than 3 per week.

That's just the sort of logic that isn't tolerated here at the Gawker network.

Wow. You just likened being fat to being born black? Really? You have to be kidding. A person can diet and run his way out of obesity and the social problems it causes. Much as a black kid might try, he can't run away from a racist criminal justice system that is basically designed to oppress him.

That's a rough one. Obviously you're better off without someone like that, though me stating as much does nothing to make it hurt less.

I see what you're getting at, but you said this in your original post:

I develop a personality and keep in shape to attract the kind of people I want to attract. Which is to say, to find the best possible mate, I want to be the best mate I can be.

Sort of, yeah. Imagine if he had said a slew of awful things about your personality and the time you spend together, but that he wanted to see you from time to time to have sex when he was in the mood. Wouldn't that make you feel worthless and replaceable?

When you're born you aren't granted the right to be found sexually attractive and adored by others. You've got to work at these things. You develop a personality. You treat people well. You keep yourself in shape. You add value to society by being productive and compassionate. This is how you gain respect of the…

I don't understand what good it does to stand in front of the world and demand that it change to better suit your situation. People tend to dislike fat people. They tend to dislike short people. They tend to dislike ugly people. They tend to dislike dumb people. They tend to dislike people who have differing…

Had he said the exact opposite, it would have hurt you too though.

"If someone doesn't date you because you are fat, does that make them shallow? Yes. "

I'm short. It doesn't bother me, and it doesn't seem to bother the girls I go out with. Very few people are "perfect" physically, whatever that means. If I were taller, then maybe people would think my nose was too big. Maybe my shoulders wouldn't look right. Maybe I'd act differently and carry myself in an…

"Have you never grown attracted to someone after spending some time with them and falling in love with their personality, then they become the sexiest person ever to you?"