I'd say he isn't really taking advantage of it. He should be getting this shit franchised, mass producing it, and rolling in money because of it. But he isn't.

An extremely talented chef put it together! How could it not be great? I don't get the hate. Is this place really that jealous?

I don't understand why people are being critical of a man living out his dream. Can't we just leave him be? Do we really need to get snarky over this?

Haha, yeah this guy who works feverishly and tries hard to be original is such a dick! Screw him and his independent mind, decent disposition, and effort to create things! What a fool and a douche! Haha, we on the Gawker network are so much better than him because while he is off creating, we are throwing stones…

Reminds me of this:

When I was in high school and college, I used to never be able to finish with a girl unless I had been with her several times before. I think it was just part of being anxious, and relatively foolish. Now that I'm actually mature, I can do pretty much whatever I want.

I finish at whatever time the girl I'm currently inside wants me to finish. Sometimes that means until she's shivering from getting off many times, other sessions it means after only a few minutes, and sometimes I just quit because she dries up and it starts to hurt my shaft.

Pussy. I piss directly on the cops themselves. And they thank me for it. They give me get out of jail free cards.

"I pee all over the place"

If someone were making a list of places to pee, I'd say that "in a public parking lot, between two cop cars," would be really low on the list.

Beaverton, lol.

The whole "insult/neg" thing is ridiculous when you call it that. When you call it teasing and flirting, it seems completely different.

No, nearly every boy really does want this. In fact, there was a very, very, very popular song about it:

Hint: Unless she's a pig, he did. But you're right, it doesn't matter. Teachers really shouldn't do this.

Listening to awful music AND texting while you drive?

My guess is that an overweight, unpleasant, troll of a woman caught site of the sideboob or the nice, tight, butt, wigged out, and reported this lady.

"Which affirms my opinion that we are the most dumbass culture in the world,"

You mean a naked ass gets bad on Facebook? Who would have ever guessed that?! I AM OUTRAGED BY THIS! OUTRAGED, I TELL YOU!

So he agrees with Rand Paul that mandatory minimums are awful, awful things?

I'm guessing that any guy who says that isn't expecting it to "work" in the way you think he wants it to work. He's probably just being an ass and sharing a laugh with his friends.