How do you wrap up an article on an item you felt was noteworthy enough to write about, which you write was 'intricately built'" "incredibly embellished" and made with "a high degree of craftsmanship" by calling the people trying to buy it creepy?

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

However, subscriptions to Man/Ewe are still going strong in Scotland.

Seriously. Pretty much anyone can handle two hours of 5G corners.

not the only turd laid at Old Trafford today

I'm disgusted by this gif. It triggered the PTSD I've gotten from the gifs on Jezebel. Please take this down.

We're nearly at peak "issue white people pay to attention to in an effort to buy social capital." I don't have a dog in this fight, either way I could not care less, but it'll be interesting how long the #outrage persists if Snyder continues to defy.

An 8:14 would have taken the pole at the 1966 German Grand Prix by two and a half seconds. The guy booted to second on the grid would have been Jim Clark in a Lotus 33.

Ok, see the silver bridge that crosses the opening in the face at the six o'clock position? Where there are two blued screws anchoring the ends and a ruby in the center of it where it connects to the good colored circle (balance wheel). That is the basic "assembly line" design for most eBay Mushroom Brands (Chinese…

Come on, Tim. You're telling me you've never seen Cauliflower Brain before?

His concern wasn't for the public, it was for his personal stake in the matter. That was far more important then starting a nationwide conversation, especially since he doesn't seem to have any idea of what exactly she thought was assault.

He's not trying to start a conversation about consent, he's trying to make a response to an accusation that he sexually assaulted someone.

Podolski: Closer, closer...closer.

"Stop typing immediately." — Javier Mascherano

In the video the top edge of the wheel is tilted out of the wheel well. So, positive camber.

This is really funny. Without knowing that TNT was doing LOTR marathon, my wife and I bought the trilogy (in Blu Ray of course) Sunday morning and finished up last night around Midnight. I can't imagine why you'd want to experience such an epic tale that's already 9.5 hours long by interrupting it with commercials and…

Ramsay's restaurants have 14 stars in total. It's actually the restaurants that have the stars, so this guy is either the head chef at a 2-star restaurant or the head chef of two 1 star restaurants. A restaurant can only have 3 stars total and just getting 1 is a monumental achievement.

What does American beer have in common with people having sex in a canoe?

It actually wasn't a foul ball. At least not until after it got Budweiser splashed all over it.