fluffy
poofy
frilly
foofy
doofy
frou-frou
fooferaw

Then how do you rate UNDERPANTS?

Only to men, if you read the article carefully. No, the universally funniest sentence in the world must be:

Why specifically to your left, anyway? Because that's the shoulder the li'l devil sits on?

It is my considered opinion that if you live anywhere larger than Lake Wobegon, libertarianism is hilariously incompatible with reality.

Oh shit, guys, he's going after CNN! Let's get 'im!

There's a lot of text above, but—I hope everyone takes the time to read it.

So you're saying the robots are creating their own memes now?

Exactly.

Spare us Megan Mullally, you monster!

I wonder what universe we're living in today.

Obama is pretty badass if he was capping Presidents at the age of three.

We apologize again for the fault in the White House. Those responsible for sacking the staffers who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

Trump, tomorrow: "I have fired Sarah Huckabee Sanders' children."

Since he's a former reality show host, maybe Trump fired the Mooch for sneaking a cell phone into the White House.

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What was #1?

I vaguely remember Trump tweeted just this morning there was NO chaos in the White House right now. He might have thrown in a #fakenews and a #maga for all I know, I refuse to double-checked…

I can't fire me, I quit! In your face, Donald! Sad!

Masculine: Oscars, Tonys
Feminine: Grammys, Emmys
Gender Neutral: People's Choice Awards