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Um, he wasn't on it. I'm talking about LAST Monday's show.

It'll turn out the audience members were the actors and the actors were the audience members THE WHOLE TIME

I know some of y'all love Spontaneanation and some, possibly the same people, love Hollywood Handbook.

If there's one thing Trump and his family doesn't believe it, has never believed in, it's "Made In America."

MARVIN LIVES

SHUT UP THE AVIATOR'S AMAZING YOU KNOW IT I KNOW IT AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE—

Fredericia, on the mainland peninsula.

I recently spent two months in a small town in Denmark, where they don't eat nearly as much herring as their neighbors to the North. To my great relief, I must admit.

I refuse to believe this is a real movie.

I didn't even recall that Eastwood directed it! (I thought it was DiCaprio himself, for some reason.)

Hey, at least both celebrities lived to a fairly ripe old age.

I dunno, there are certainly lines that suggest the screenwriter wrote him that way.

His character in North by Northwest is often held up as an example of "gay before the censors let us come out and say it." I'm not sure about that, but it's a very memorable early performance no matter what—I remember him more vividly than the main bad guy (James Mason), that's for sure.

And you're ignoring everything I've—

You've gone from "she did absolutely nothing wrong" to "other famous people do it!" in the space of about ten minutes. And BTW, other celebs get in trouble for this shit too (see 50 Cent, Dani Mathers), even ones who haven't hypocritically gone on record as being…

The issue is, this is the sort of thing us proles have to deal with all the time. Comedians have mentioned such incidents in routines, but COULTER chose to use her social media fame to throw an entitled fit, playing public crusader by snapping pictures and dragging every non-famous person involved along for the ride.

Really? Regardless of the inconvenience of being moved to a different seat, you think her response was necessary—especially the part about calling out an employee and ESPECIALLY the part about calling out her fellow passengers with photographic evidence, to be analyzed and spread around the right-wing blogosphere by

But are you gonna tell me that Beyonce is far-right, then?

Tell that to Beyonce.