At this point, I've been friends with too many actresses who've gone nude in one TV show or another.

To think I used to be reluctant about blocking people on Disqus. It struck me as a form of weakness, to not even create a dialogue with people with different viewpoints than my own…

It's hard to care about this fictional character, as most of us were unfamiliar with him before his current infamy.

The question I have is: why are they so angry? They got everything they wanted in Trump and it still isn't enough?!

Eh, I guess I'm more dully apathetic than outraged this particular week.

That Captain Morgan tho….(whistles) what a dish!

As a Dodger fan, this makes me wonder who or what the hell our real life counterpart would be.

Still don't understand what the triple parentheticals mean.

"So then Heston rides a little further on and suddenly, right there on the beach, what does he see in front of him, but the—well, I won't spoil it for you haven't seen it. Anyway: HIGHLY recommended."

"And another thing—those jokes people always make whenever the subject of guerrilla warfare comes up? Yeah, we've only heard that one a thousand goddamn times. 'Oh ha ha ha, you found two words that kinda sound the same. Wow, what a superior species.'"

ABLUTIONS.

BUXOM

You're totally going to die while constructing one of those death traps, rendering the whole thing irrelevant.

Ah, Mr. Fenn. Again, you see there is nothing you can possess which we, the State Police of New Mexico, cannot take away.

Hmmm. Dikachu - D.C. = ikahu…

Truth be told, I've always wanted someone to make a cute little comedy about two very different, quirky-yet-charming people gradually falling for each other…only there's an enormous intergalactic battle going on in the background the whole time that neither is directly involved in.

WELL THEN I JUST HATE YOU, AND I HATE YOUR SITH FACE

It's a shame—I was really looking forward to the hilarious outtakes during the end credits.

I saw a Midnight Screening of The Italian Job with Michael Caine, a movie apparently considered a bonafide classic in Britain.

Question: are you drunk?