It's 2017. I don't see why the Good Booooooy! and the Good Giiiiiiirl! awards are still separate categories.

They only get honored at the Tonys.

Hmmm, I HAVE always wanted my bedroom to look like the inside of a Radio Shack…

Wow, these performances are far more lifelike than in the movie.

Should I buy Mafia 3?

Right, but see, that bullshit wasn't over ONE goddamn independent screening—it was in the making since the film was announced.

But if you're not a woman, who cares about how you think they would/should hypothetically act?

Yeah, I really don't see how a significant number of people would be swayed by this one way or the other.

They might even start making "men only" movies, where nearly all of the cast, crew, and production staff are male! Wait…

Please. This is just one screening by one theater in one location—for CHARITY I might add—not a nationwide marketing campaign.

Yeah, but he's also an evil criminal, so…

Boy KILLS World

Not problematic in the least!

Seriously? How often do you really say that? Be honest now.

Well, THC is already an acronym for something…

Wait, so now it's just History? Not The History Channel?

Has anyone made the old joke about "running out of nostalgia" yet?

I continue to believe that part of the reason why it was such a huge phenomenon was the fact that Steve Urkel was both a nerd and black. White people (and probably some black people) just couldn't believe what they were seeing.

If the genders were reversed, these dudes would be the first to laugh at "these triggered snowflake butthurt feminists trying to crash our Boy's Night." I swear, MRAs can dish it out but they sure can't take it.

When in costume, clowns are actually deathly afraid of anyone who isn't dressed as a clown. That's why they act so outlandishly.