Blows my mind that at the time of recording, Woody was voiced by Tom Hanks, nice guy comedy actor and not Tom Hanks, A-list winner of consecutive Oscars. They sure hitched their wagon to the right star.

Haaaay! Hello in dere! I'm a 40 year old spaceman toy who always sounds like an old Jewish maaaaaan!

Call this is a pointless distraction if you must, but it's refreshing to see the Internet exploding about a current event that hurts absolutely no one.

In this, the Era of Awfulness, I don't think a gay man whose name starts with "Butt" is the ideal candidate to lead the tide against the President and his Deplorables. Unfair, but it's the truth.

Yup. Who did it this time—Robert Culp? Jack Cassidy? Patrick McGoohan?

Gee, way to smash the stereotype that modern cops are mostly angry dudes who peaked in high school.

"And some, I assume, are Shiny Happy People."

Remind me to never be an aging, irrelevant vaudevillian.

I don't think much of his musical choices. Dammit Vitaly, the Anvil Chorus was right there!

Why I should have adored La La Land:

I don't know what hebephilia is, but it sounds anti-semitic.

I don't know what hebephilia is, but it sounds anti-semitic.

Guys, I have a question and it may have no easy answer: why is everything garbage right now?

(Ssssh Ix-nay on the Adock-blay)

I saw "The Apartment" when I was a teenager and remembered enjoying it, but not seeing what the big deal was about its famous ending.

Dude, I despise Trump, and even I know better than to joke about an assassination. Don't be obtuse.

As someone impersonating a Trump supporter, I assume nothing.

Oh, I think he's had plenty of mandates with Putin, if you get my meaning.

You libs are morons. He's clearly setting up a insanity defense for a future impeachment trial. Trump the Genius does it again!

YOU KNOW WHOSE MUSIC THAT IS?! BAH GAWD!