Diana thanks for working late on a Friday to get this out. You are one of Deadspin’s greatest assets, please keep up the good work.

Vasilii is also in pretty good shape, so this news isn’t terribly surprising.

Depends on the f*ckin’ joke m8. No, he’s not the victim of a conspiracy.

you chop the tree horizontally not vertically.

Anyone ridiculing and mocking socialism deserves to be ridiculed and mocked. Here’s a freebie:

Thank you, Katherine. Thank you for every single word of this write-up!

I despise the term “bernie bro”. Maybe because it’s meant to disparage people like me. The corporate Democratic Party is a failure and their rejection of policies they deem to be “too socialist” will keep that failure going towards annihilation. The base of the Progressive coalition is a fair economic system that…

Uh, Linda Sarsour is most certainly not getting attacked by the Left — she seems to be one of the many pet hate targets common to both the Right and centrists/liberals, which is literally the point of this piece.

It’s a Monopoly style game just with FF and DQ characters instead of tokens. Move around the board, buy properties, and try to bankrupt the other players. The differences are that you can invest (buy stock) in property groups you don’t own and you collect the four card suits (hence Kefka’s heart) to increase the…

Yeah, I definitely dislike some loadouts—especially when there’s an Inkbrush in there.

I’d be fine with it as long as the weapons are always balanced. There was a timeframe a few days ago where the loadouts were all melee weapons and one other shitty gun, the shotgun one I think that sucks and pauses before it lets you go into Squid mode.