I’d like to help you out, Tom, but the only bribes I can offer are the ones I use on Mrs. Erg. Do you need a flower bed tilled? Maybe some rocks hauled to where you want to mark out a new flower bed? Your laundry done so you can take a good long nap? There are some others but I don’t know that you’d be interested and…

damn you didn’t say the convertible thing in slack

He’s a little doughy and has a sense of humor. From what I hear that is the best kind of person in bed.

Whenever I lowered my standards they turned out to be even bigger assholes than usual. I’m here to say this strategy is flawed! Don’t do it, ladies!

I have struggled with expressing this to young women — that the experience of A: Experiencing shocking sexist mistreatment B: Being informed that now you at the crossroads between a naive rube and a savvy member of our (literary, artistic, etc) in-crowd. If you respond to the sexism you experienced as offended and…

I went to one of the top MFA fiction programs in the United States. Sexism infected the culture and colored both how the professors treated male vs female students and also how we discussed the work.

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

“...descend into autism...”

The answer to your questions are:

we are the best!

I’m taking a medical aesthetics course and my teacher (who has no actual science degree) is an anti-vaxxer (not to mention, she think that when you die, the body leaves a sweet smell to let your family members know they’re in a good place or some fucking shit.)

Right! And the parents said that they don’t do anything at all to it which, girl I guess....

Ok, sure, it's a lot of hair.