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This weekend’s gonna start right out of the gate with a board game night that will at some point include finally playing the copy of Isle of Cats I bought in January, and then I will essentially be attached to my PC until I finish out Everhood.

I prefer “more dollars than sense,” but we’re heading the same direction on this one.

The only thing I really knew about the Avengers game was that it went hard on Twitch ads and had some kind of bubblegum tie-in product that came with codes to claim costumes or whatever. Even after reading this article, I can’t begin to imagine how it plays, but I still remember those ads. They seem destined to be my

“How dare you act like all conservatives are assholes!”

*acts like an asshole*

For the site’s anniversary they’re going to unveil a slideshow full of videos (each of which could have just been the one paragraph of content it summarizes, but FUCK YOU, it’s video time!), each summarizing Reddit posts.

You laugh, but Kanye’s been writing disturbing threats about the fish on social media ever since.

Clarence Thomas publishing his Christmas list of cases to reverse in his opinion on Roe takes a lot of the mystery out of what’s to come. It was like if Jason Voorhees published his schedule for the day on a Camp Crystal Lake bulletin board. It took the element of surprise away, but it’s no less menacing.

What’s next, treating women like human beings?

But the real question is, would it get higher ratings than The Apprentice?

I think I’m going to have to catch up on my RPG backlog before I drop too much money on what was announced today, but I already had Live-A-Live slated as a day 1 purchase, so if the first three chapters are available now.... is it a demo? Am I preordering it and getting the first three chapters early? Am I downloading

While we’re at it, I wouldn’t mind if they borrowed the music composers from Guac.

Petition to rename The Takeout to Hot Dog Club.

Just... in general, having a huge pickup truck doesn’t give you license to drive like an asshole and bully sedans and pedestrians into coming to sudden stops while you erratically swerve through the parking lot at 30 miles an hour. This is largely true outside of parking lots, too.

Can you imagine how many extra Trump kids there would be running around if abortion hadn’t been legal over the past 50 years? Jesus, the thought makes my skin crawl.

I’ll echo that I also found the puzzle style in Infinifactory to be surprisingly intuitive to me, but I couldn’t even begin to explain why. I hit my limit halfway through TIS-100 and SpaceChem was very slow going for me almost from the start, but it felt like Infinifactory was specifically designed to fit inside the

I definitely don’t understand why people have lain into Hughes. With everything going wrong with this whole network of sites, from bad management, a rapid slide toward clickbait headlines, killing the Deadspin comment section, killing Splinter entirely, and a mass exodus of most of the most recognizable names across

I’ve been peeking in on some Neon White streams here and there. The characters already have me sold, but I don’t know that I’m interested in the main IL speedrun mechanic. Which is weird, because most of the negative reviews I’m seeing are, “TOO MUCH ANIME I JUST WANT 2 GO FAST!” I’m already avoiding playing the game

Someone orders a MANmosa, you gotta give it to them in a glass penis.

I think it was King Missile’s “Detachable Penis” where they went the entire video laughing and couldn’t even form complete sentences, only the occasional, “He said...,” before trailing off and laughing.

Oh dang, I’m only 13 years outside of the “half your age plus seven” rule. I wouldn’t want dating Rupert Murdoch to be creepy.