Billy, it’s the Colonel.

Tunic looks great, and it’s been getting a lot of praise from people I can usually trust to roughly approximate my own opinions on games. Unlike our esteemed Mr. Hughes, I really am a fan of isometric adventure games; I cut my teeth on the original Zelda, so it’s just part of my DNA at this point. I’ve kinda seen one…

I mean, you’re in charge of your own mental management. Onboard, you’re the captain, so climb aboard.

Sorry someone had the indecency to plant that song in your head. If it helps, I find the best way to clear particularly nasty earworms out of my mind is to set an open course for the virgin sea.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to operate the McDonald’s app.

Good thing they paired those letters on the sauce tubs. If they’d been single-letter, I definitely would’ve circulated some SEANS ANUS SAUCE photos on Twitter, if nobody beat me to it.

Double bonus points if you roll your eyes and say “Guess we’re going back to the index cards” the second time this happens.

Bonus points if you write them on index cards and pull them out when the conversation hits a lull.

Take your time to grieve in whatever way you see fit, and take care of yourself.

It was so disappointing seeing people who should’ve been enthusiastic for Elizabeth Warren reducing the discourse around her as a candidate down to “🐍🐍🐍”

I had a friend who was out-of-her-mind sick and lost all sense of time and whether or not she’d already taken her Tylenol Cold & Flu. She wound up taking several more doses than she should have and had to be taken to the ER, admitted to the ICU, and then flown to a more advanced hospital where they could manage her…

Interesting. Sound like it takes a little bit from Final Fantasy Tactics or the Dragon Quest games as far as unlocking advanced jobs with progress on starting jobs. I always prefer those kinds of systems because invariably some class winds up being just a worse version of something else, and it makes more sense/makes…

This is one I’ll get to after Lightning Returns, FF15, and World of Final Fantasy, which are all in my Steam library. And by the time those ones are off of my backlog, Stranger of Paradise will probably be on Steam. Everyone seems to be having fun with it, so I’m like... scheduling my excitement to play it for a year…

The big question is, “Which October?”

... and brace for diorama drama.

Can’t wait to read an article about a group of Mississippi elementary school kids doing CRT in the boys’ bathroom.

Ambiguity drives reader encagement.

Or kimchi, or skimobile, or makimonos. Dude’s got options.

The next slide/previous slide buttons block the play and volume controls on all the videos. Sure would be improved by not being a slideshow.

“What photorealism? The only pic I saw that wasn’t a comic page was the photo at the top of the - oh, holy shit.”