Theming, Rowling, and “been there, done that” aside, the game also just handed you anything that you might have otherwise paid for. Whereas PoGo had a few special items you could only get from level-ups, special events, and putting down in-game currency that you could only get a small amount of every day without…

But there’s still a chance he’ll ruin “Single Ladies.”

I’ve had my Switch for 2 1/2 years, and this review was the first time I learned it had a kickstand.

I’ve heard good things about House of Ashes over the past few hours, but I think I might be past the point of getting excited about playing new horror games. I still absolutely love the first 3 Silent Hill games, and appreciate the rest of the series at least. I got a kick out of RE 4 and 5, I enjoyed Clock Tower 1…

No, no, no. It’s the new “Now They’re Making” video: chewable game controllers for tiny babies! See, the video’s even right there toward the bottom of the article. The word order makes perfect sense. We’re just missing a few punctuation marks.

Wait, I only had to pick one? I’ve been doing both like a total dunce!

My brother broke up with and got back together with the same girl sometimes multiple times per week. It was such a famously rocky relationship that our dad talked about it during the ceremony when he presided over their wedding.

it looks like some kind of radioactive clown turd in a bun

The cave isn’t evil. The cave just wants to collapse and kill everyone inside before they complete their victory condition. It’s just like us!

Yeah, HoD is basic. If it were made before SotN, the progression of metroidvanias would make more sense, but the “surprise, two castles!” gimmick had already been done in a more interesting way, combining sub weapons with elements had already been done in a more interesting way in CotM, and the controls are a little…

Agreeing with needle.hacksaw here. The earlier Castlevanias are largely not what you’re looking for, with the exception of Castlevania II. The Castlevania Advance Collection, however, I can highly recommend. The three GBA Castlevania games are still a blast to play.

It’s been a week of Castlevania, Castlevania, Castlevania. After finishing up my all souls playthrough of Aria of Sorrow, I switched over to the Castlevania Anniversary Collection and... well... finished the whole collection. I’d finished most of the games without save states in the past, but given the choice between…

It’s worth going back and playing the GBA games if you’re a fan of Super Metroid. Zero Mission is my favorite Metroid game, full stop. AM2R was worth the hype, too.

So, more like a fon-don’t.

I’d been asking for a Pepsi Blue comeback for 15 years. I managed to get a ridiculously overpriced 6-pack on Amazon and finally got some closure on this dream, long after my lumpy, shitty body stopped being able to handle drinking sugary soda on a regular basis.

“Whether ‘tis nobler in the ring to suffer the suplexes and piledrivers of outrageous fortune, or take arms rippling with outrageous muscle, and as is scripted pin them?”

Suikoden 1 was my first Suikoden game, just earlier this year. At least in my experience, as someone who still plays replays 16-bit RPGs, it still holds up. Collecting party members, building up your castle, and the variety in types of battles were fun twists on what I expected to be a game full of basic turn-based…

It’s exactly what it looks like: utter nonsense.

I used to work in public service and once spent at least 20 minutes talking to a man who was unemployed, but didn’t want to go on unemployment and be a financial drain on society. I kept insisting, “You paid for this. You worked. Part of your paycheck went to these programs in case this happened to you. This is what…

10,001 Maniacs.