I finished up my Hollow Knight replay, earned 112% on my save file, beat 57 Zotelings in the Eternal Ordeal, and completed the Path of Pain. I didn’t realize there was a reward for doing sufficiently well at the Eternal Ordeal, but I now have the most beautiful title screen theme, and I’d previously thought Path of…

My love for this reference is ticking clock.

it makes you wonder if one of the many console games featuring the nuclear family will be included as well.

I hope this at least leads to a fruitful conversation.

Considering the giant “Freebird” session they ended his brief stint on The Tonight Show with, it does not surprise me that his final guest would be someone utterly prepared to rock out.

I spent a couple days last weekend giving Dark Cloud 1 a fair shot for the first time in 15 years. Beat the first area, got midway through the second, earned my third character, had my weapon break, reloaded, had my weapon break, reloaded, had my weapon break, reloaded...

I don’t remember anyone lionizing Don Draper.

Why would they call it Indiana Jones 5 when there are only 3 Indiana Jones movies? You’re being silly, LucasFilm.

With Ireland considering Subway’s bread to be cake, I guess their chicken sandwich is actually a Chicken Newton?

Yeah, I saw this in the morning, well after the “let’s maKKKe KKKlever joKKKes” Twitter train had picked up steam, and I kept looking for videos of the Best Bikini Goose Step portion of the competition or the “Jews will not replace us” acceptance speech, but couldn’t find it. Figured maybe somebody would convince me…

Sure the Pez guns were neat, but they’re no Pop Rocks welding torch.

Yeah, I saw that this was trending on Twitter in the morning, and scrolled past people jumping on whatever opportunities they could find to use words with the letter k in them so they could make kkklever jokkkes about Ellie KKKemper, but I couldn’t piece together how this reflected anything about her other than that…

No kidding. I saw a shopping cart on the BART during prime commuting hours once. I can’t imagine what getting that thing through the turnstile looked like. Some dude eating a chicken sandwich wouldn’t even register at this point.

Look at Pringles Guy. There’s probably half a teaspoon of cayenne pepper spread across 2 1/2 servings, and he’s like, “Holy shit, guys, I’m not gonna make it! I’m dying!”

I actually do remember something like that giving me trouble in Brotherhood. Either I’m mixing up which game those sections came from, or there are even more obnoxious versions of the same mission in the spinoff.

Sounds interesting. One more reason to I may eventually get either a Wii or a PS3 to catch up on the gems I missed.

If you’re going to 100% any of them, Assassin’s Creed 2 was the most reasonable one. There were more collectibles than in the first one, but IIRC, they also added purchasable maps to show which collectibles you were missing, so you weren’t just scrutinizing every back yard and climbing every tree and pushing against…

I’m sure it wouldn’t take much to convince me to play another Assassin’s Creed game, and if I play said game, I’m going to 100% it. But god damn, remembering what goes into 100%-ing an Assassin’s Creed game is the best way to keep me from buying one. Because I’m gonna do it. I just... shouldn’t. And these cairns are a…

My uncle knew someone who knew someone involved with promotional materials for Beavis and Butthead Do America. I wound up getting a box that folded up like a Happy Meal (though obviously not affiliated with McDonald’s), an air freshener that recommended the user “aim at the eye of the fart,” and a roll of TP,…

This weekend, pour one out for the one you’re pouring out.