Yeah, I’ve been playing through everything in 3D All Stars for a couple months now, and I think the only reason Super Mario 64 gets a free pass from me is that I have played through it pretty regularly since it was first released. The 100-coin stars are only not awful for me because I know the levels inside-out, and…

I can’t believe my first thought was, “Hey, that’s the bird on the cover of the hit board game Wingspan!”

I hate to spoil a nearly 30-year-old game, but the final heart piece was inside you the whole time.

Hook it up to a keg and get ready for some wild post-quarantine parties.

I was born the same week the Famicom was released. I am doomed to feel old every time Nintendo celebrates any kind of anniversary.

Now we just need a hangover drink called You’ve Met With a Terrible Fate, Haven’t You?

I had a really rough period where everything was going wrong with school, work, family, and relationships, so when video games failed to give me something to feel successful about, there went another Xbox 360 controller.

In the final release, it’s just Salazar in drag.

Good to know. I’m probably going to do just that. I recently had to do the same for SOMA when getting killed while humping every control panel and door to find the right exit lost its novelty, and my experience improved drastically. No shame in baby mode if the game’s no fun without it.

I greatly enjoyed the Monster Hunter section of Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, and I’ve wanted to pick up one of the games in the franchise at some point, get the whole experience and not just the weird crossover side-story experience, but I’ve taken World off my Steam wishlist after accepting that I was already…

I narrowly avoided someone doing the same thing about 15 years ago. I just saw this weird bright section on a road with poor lighting and no posted speed limit, so I slowed down. When this guy who was apparently just lying down on the street saw that I was being cautious, he stood up and started walking toward my car,…

Ni’ce”

I’m glad GDQ has been able to make the transition to online-only during the pandemic, and there’s something to be said for the way this makes it easier for runners whose games require weird peripherals or elaborate setups, opening the door for runs that just wouldn’t have been feasible in the original format...

What’s weird about Kranch in particular is that, while the other logos are two-colored, with the color divide matching where its component words were brutally amputated and then sloppily sewn back together, that leaves us with a cool blue “nch” from ranch and a bright, tomato-red “kra” from... krachup?

Yeah, I was following the development of the 64DD throughout parts of middle and high school, largely for the announced Earthbound sequel that was slated to be released for it. I had starman.net bookmarked so I could see all the developing news about this game that was going to be released for the N64 any time now.

I now want nothing more than a Celebrity Jeopardy! episode hosted by LeVar Burton, with Donald Glover as a contestant.

Doesn’t hurt to ask the office ordering/administering the medical services if they know of any resources. I schedule surgeries, and if someone says they’re worried about how they’re going to pay, I have a few general suggestions (a department that can help fast-track a Medicaid application ahead of surgery, a number…

Lillian: Your mom’s a bread bowl

I mean, they’re basically the Kardashians, but with corgis. They don’t really do anything, somehow the little that they do keeps being problematic in a way that doesn’t deserve being amplified by the media, and for some reason their baffling fame occasionally comes with the privilege of meeting with sitting…