That’s interesting, because Destructoid ranked Luigi very highly on it’s... unique ranking of Amiibos.

Yeah, it was fun. I wound up sending her Big League Chew, Jolly Ranchers, Whatchamacallits, Fun Dip, Pop Rocks, Airheads... at this point I don’t remember all of the things I included, but I tried to stick with the candies of my childhood and aimed for a bunch of things that felt unique from one another rather than…

Hey, a member of the old crew! Good to see your name again, you magnificent bastard!

Wait... does this mean that in 3 1/2 hours it’ll be Dog Day Afternoon?

I had a candy exchange with someone from Denmark, and as part of my package I got salmis flavored Vingummi Spunk. I kept coming back to the bag every day or two to see if the flavor made sense to my palate yet, but the salt and black licorice flavor tasted vile to me every time. As a lover of most of the foods others…

Sega does what Ninten-don’t: drop out of the console market after years unsuccessful attempts to stay competitive.

OK, but my INT and CHA stats are off the charts.

Clearly not related to gender role bias in household chore distribution, but....

Probably not worth the 150-mile drive to my nearest Arby’s, but “buffalo” is absolutely a magic word in my culinary vocabulary.

Wait, wait, wait... how did I miss all the hype about Pikmin 3 getting a Switch release? Were you all just hiding this from me because you’re concerned about my discretionary budget this year?

In all the times I’ve eaten at Arby’s, there are four things that they’ve done impressively well:

I once got The Meats from eating at Arby’s, but a shot of penicillin and a couple days of bed rest cleared it right up.

... montessori...

Mmmm, cracker barrel-aged whiskey.

Not a specific fruit. Not fruit punch. Just... “fruit.”

Next up will be bathtub wine and vacuum cleaner popcorn: two great tastes that taste great together.

I’ve heard the story really gets going in chapter 11.

Devs need to pump the brakes on releasing games that try out bizarre combinations of genres/gameplay elements that seem to be specifically designed to make me part with my money. My Steam wishlist used to be full of $3.99 decade-old indie darlings that I planned to pick up when they went for half that on a…

If the powers that be were interested in fairness, that would be the most fair course of action.

Gritty is truly the gift that keeps on giving. I was ambivalent when he was first revealed as the Flyers’ new mascot, but there has never been a news article about Gritty that didn’t improve my day.