Burnsauce is the salve we put on our burns to help them heal.

Or a slideshow where each of the slides is actually a video.

Board Games

“pretend you’re not starting your day with dessert,” rather.

We’re living in an age where people are literally eating bowls of chocolate chip cookies for breakfast.

Huh. I was just wondering about the bad timing of the new Wendy’s breakfast menu after I read the first version of this article. Thanks for saving me the trouble of actually asking.

Same. I don’t remember if it came out when I was still a kid, but throw a Nutrageous in there, too.

As it turns out, the Covid-19 Cup is a warm Solo cup full of flat IPA.

Is it OK if my tea ball is shaped like a man in a vintage diving helmet, or will the quality of my tea suffer?

I skipped both the Wii and Wii U, so the list of decade-old games I’d shell out $60 for is pretty massive. Metroid Prime 3, Skyward Sword, Super Mario 3D World, Super Mario Galaxy 1/2... hell, it’s never going to happen, but if Konami wanted to release a version of Elebits with a fresh coat of varnish, I’d pay full…

I’d actually been saving up for a new computer for a few years, and the combination of a raise, the stimulus check, not eating out as much, and quitting drinking suddenly made this very reasonable this year (and made me realize that a few lifestyle changes could’ve made this reasonable much sooner).

I recently saw someone say that Donald Trump has done the best job of any US President in history at handling COVID-19. And honestly? I can’t argue with that logic.

Yeah, really disappointing. I remember enjoying the original Luigi’s Mansion enough to play through it until I’d gotten gold frames on every boss fight, and I felt pretty confident that I wouldn’t regret paying full price for LM3 on release day.

I’m looking forward to getting into P4G, probably within the next week. Outside of a bunch of Final Fantasy replays over the past few years, it’s been a while since I’ve played an RPG where you’re really supposed to invest in the characters, and I legitimately had a dating sim phase, so managing all the character…

I sent it to boarding school.

Honestly, the original plan wasn’t to get 3 monitors. Over a year ago, I saw my IT guy at work getting rid of some old ones when they were upgrading some ancient workstations. I asked, “Are you just getting rid of these? Can I have one?” And he just answered, “Sure!” immediately. So I asked, “Can I have... two?”

Video Games

I mean, I’m not sad but I’m not celebrating. It’s another in a constant stream of reminders that the desire to actually take steps to prevent the spread of this disease breaks down by party lines. But we’re certainly not losing a kind soul, brilliant thinker, or inspiring leader.

Huh. A bad connection and a triple post made my joke about spam start to look like actual spam. Well this is embarrassing.

Well, no need for me to make the same joke 3 times.