Yeah, I’ve got plenty of games that would fetch a decent price in their played-to-death-but-well-cared-for state that I would need to be losing my home before I’d consider selling them. Gitaroo Man, Cubivore, Mega Man X2, most of the classic Square and Enix SNES RPGs... this pristine copy of F-Zero is just an oddity…

Deadly Premonition 1 in a nutshell:

I’m not much of a rare game collector, but an online video game community Secret Santa about 10 years ago netted me a sealed copy of F-Zero for the SNES. I checked prices online and other new/sealed copies were selling for like $20. I wasn’t a fan of the game, so neither tempted to sell it or open it, I put it in a…

In some ways, this was the right year to stop drinking.

Blows? This is a top-tier pun.

Montezuma’s Revenge

Even having been of a certain age where I watched Lawnmower Man with my parents, bug-eyed, imagining the non-horror-movie implications of the technology, before being abruptly pushed out of the living room during an awkward sex scene, I’ve been slow to embrace VR. Even with games like Catlateral Damage and Viscera…

A couple months ago, I left a pot of “everything I have left from my shopping trip two weeks ago” chili on the stove on low heat while I assembled my “this is the year I get back in shape” stationary bike. I lost track of time, the smoke alarm went off, I had to open all the windows for hours to get the smell out, and…

To be fair, that whole last sentence is a three-part double-negative. It’s probably pretty easy to misread.

A hot dog is its own special thing... which also happens to be a subcategory of sandwich.

We also would’ve accepted, “With great water comes great riceponsibility.”

I’m disappointed this article was serious and not a rickroll itself.

There’s a little indie game I found out about a week or two ago called The Coin Game. It revolves around being the only human on an island featuring arcades, a carnival, and dozens of vaguely dalek-like robots. You play ticket redemption games to earn prizes, which you can sell at the pawn shop in order to further…

I’m glad his chances are remote
He could not, would not get my vote
Please do not vote him into office
He is not fit; he is a novice
This is not what we asked for, Ye
Now let us be and go away

Well they had to do something with their overstock. Do you have any idea how much it costs to maintain a warehouse full of cereal for 37 years?

I own all the expansions for Flash Point except Tragic Events (the exceptionally rare one), and I can say they’re all worth it. If you can only pick one, get Urban Structures for the structural engineer.

Up until recently, we were playing Pandemic Legacy Season 2 (purchased in September - we had no idea), but we’ve only met up a couple times since finishing the campaign. We’re still trying to figure out what else works well in Tabletop Simulator. We’ve got Eldritch Horror, Everdell, Flash Point, and Zombicide that…

Obviously, buy and rank every flavor of Ben & Jerry’s.

Holy shit. I don’t know if the game itself would hold up 20 years later, but the soundtrack for Chrono Cross was phenomenal. I am definitely listening to this.