A couple months ago, I left a pot of “everything I have left from my shopping trip two weeks ago” chili on the stove on low heat while I assembled my “this is the year I get back in shape” stationary bike. I lost track of time, the smoke alarm went off, I had to open all the windows for hours to get the smell out, and…

To be fair, that whole last sentence is a three-part double-negative. It’s probably pretty easy to misread.

A hot dog is its own special thing... which also happens to be a subcategory of sandwich.

We also would’ve accepted, “With great water comes great riceponsibility.”

I’m disappointed this article was serious and not a rickroll itself.

There’s a little indie game I found out about a week or two ago called The Coin Game. It revolves around being the only human on an island featuring arcades, a carnival, and dozens of vaguely dalek-like robots. You play ticket redemption games to earn prizes, which you can sell at the pawn shop in order to further…

I’m glad his chances are remote
He could not, would not get my vote
Please do not vote him into office
He is not fit; he is a novice
This is not what we asked for, Ye
Now let us be and go away

Well they had to do something with their overstock. Do you have any idea how much it costs to maintain a warehouse full of cereal for 37 years?

I own all the expansions for Flash Point except Tragic Events (the exceptionally rare one), and I can say they’re all worth it. If you can only pick one, get Urban Structures for the structural engineer.

Up until recently, we were playing Pandemic Legacy Season 2 (purchased in September - we had no idea), but we’ve only met up a couple times since finishing the campaign. We’re still trying to figure out what else works well in Tabletop Simulator. We’ve got Eldritch Horror, Everdell, Flash Point, and Zombicide that…

Obviously, buy and rank every flavor of Ben & Jerry’s.

Holy shit. I don’t know if the game itself would hold up 20 years later, but the soundtrack for Chrono Cross was phenomenal. I am definitely listening to this.

I’ve got my birthday in a few weeks. I went a little crazy and asked for two days off, made a long weekend of it, probably going to be catching up on sleep, playing video games, arranging a remote board game session, and if I can find a beach or park or hiking trail that doesn’t have a jam-packed parking lot, I may…

Now I’m just imagining some red-hatted dunce logging into his own Roblox account using his own password and whispering into his crackly USA_MAGA_SPACE_FORCE Discord voice chat, “I’m in!”

Just a two-pound sausage log, wrapped in a tortilla

Dude, how badly did the real Dr Emilio Lizardo burn you in a past life that you have to keep creating an army of accounts with his username and avatar and posting transparently racist bad-faith arguments to try to make him look bad?

That quote actually appears when the game loads. Otherwise, it’s only loosely inspired by Lovecraft. There’s no real story in the game, but the platforming puzzles require transitioning between different layers of the level, with deeper layers being creepier and more decayed, darker, more tentacle-y. There are no…

Yeah, he 100% played Scott Pilgrim as George Michael Bluth, and after reading the graphic novels, I wonder why they didn’t go for a completely different flavor of socially awkward, oblivious man-child. Comic Scott has a sort easily deflated misplaced confidence, but Cera’s Scott just stares at his shoes and lets life…

This deserves both a star and a few words of praise. This is a phenomenal comment. Thank you for making me laugh today.